Request for privacy

A request to people who read this blog and say, "Heyyy, I know this person!"

Please do not shoot off my suspected identity to all and sundry. You could be wrong, you know; I might not be Big B after all. Even if you factor in a really good grammar checker.

And, anyway, I deny it all, already. SODDI*.

You can, of course, shoot off your suspicions about the identities of people whom I blog about, to whom you please. Big B included.
OK, Small B, too.

OK, Medium-sized B and Big C, too.

Bhajji, also.

Maaaan, some people are never satisfied.


* 'some other dude did it'. It's a legal term. No, I do not want to know what you thought it meant.

My most famous joke, and comebacks

Bhajji ने Symonds को अपने मन की बात सुना दी।
और Symonds ने monkey बात सुन ली.

This is an old, old one (Jan 08), but went viral very fast, and reached the radio in less than a week (yeah, I did not get any royalties).

Thing is, I went around telling everybody I know this joke.
One of my friends, whose last name is Kaur, got very offended. "Are you making fun of my community??"
I was stunned speechless. Hesitantly, I asked, "I didn't know you were Australian...?"

(Snicker, snicker, snicker). I did warn you...

Articles of Association and Dedication

Sounds grand, doesn't it?

So, here's the Mission and Vision Statement, just to up the grandness meter:

...

there, I sprained myself already.

What this blog is about:
This blog is a 'safe' outlet for the jokes and puns and awful metaphors I come up with, so that my friends and relatives can be happy that others in the wide world, too, have the opportunity to groan, cry, and have yet others restrain them, in turn, from strangling me. (Because now, others will want to do this, too -- obvious, yaar). You could say that I finally moved my bone lazy self to a computer to blog On Popular Demand.

So, here's the Dedication:
This blog is deadicated to all those who are dead of listening to my jokes, and all those whom I outran (thank you guys, for stopping to cry on the way, I don't run all that fast), and to those who have been telling me for the past month to get on with the blog (no, I don't believe those visions of multi-millionaire-hood, how stupid do you think I am? [don't answer that]). You know who you are. And you have nobody to blame but yourself.

Muwahahaha!

Articles of Dissociation aka What Are You In For:
I come up with about one new joke a week. ("Thank goodness," shout my friends and relatives, grateful it is no more than that.)

I'll start off with some old originals. If I can't think of something original in any week, or if I run across a truly super pun, I might post a joke I love. (Of course, I will mark these out; what do you think I am?) (Of course you will cry as hard).

You need to know English and Hindi to get the full flavour of these jokes. I will translate from other languages, if used.

So... Have Fun!