My most famous joke, and comebacks

Bhajji ने Symonds को अपने मन की बात सुना दी।
और Symonds ने monkey बात सुन ली.

This is an old, old one (Jan 08), but went viral very fast, and reached the radio in less than a week (yeah, I did not get any royalties).

Thing is, I went around telling everybody I know this joke.
One of my friends, whose last name is Kaur, got very offended. "Are you making fun of my community??"
I was stunned speechless. Hesitantly, I asked, "I didn't know you were Australian...?"

(Snicker, snicker, snicker). I did warn you...