My first poll

So, I ran this poll recently:

What do you think of the jokes on this blog?

• Fantastic! I laughed my head off. When is the book coming out?
• Really good. I tell them to my friends and pretend they are mine
• Good enough. I plan to bookmark this blog if I remember where I found it the next time I remember it
• Pretty sad jokes. I tell them to my friends, after all, why should I suffer alone?
• Really bad. I tell them to my enemies so that they die on the spot.

And, ... your favourite blog got all responses top-rated! Every single response to the poll was: 'Fantastic! I laughed my head off. When is the book coming out?'

Now, if only there was more than one response....
Sorry, people, the book is unlikely to be released any time soon.
But enjoy the horrible one-liners below.