Windows' next version

Overheard in a college:

DM: How come Windows' next version is 10? Can't they count? The last version was 8.

RC: DM, don't you know? 7 8 9...!

DM: That actually makes sense.

UC: It's weird how much sense that makes.

Thanks, guys, for letting me use your joke!

Understanding Microsoft

I was just thinking, why did Windows name their old version XP?

Then I realised: it's an emoticon! See: XP

Eyes scrunched up tight, tongue stuck out. A very bitter and sour lemon has just been swallowed.

All is explained!

Naming the types

Teacher, taking an oral quiz for the computer class: What would you call the database types?

Student: Well, I would call them Chhotu, Bunty and Raju.