Lyrics inspired by Rock On

Since Aditya was such a 'Great Poet', I feel no shame in following in his footsteps. Here is my contribution to immortal Bollywood lyrics:

यह पानी इतना गीला क्यों?
सांप इतना ज़हरीला क्यों?
यह popcorn सीला सीला क्यों?

ऐसे ख़याल हमे आते क्यों?
बे-तुके गाने गाते क्यों?
दूसरों को सताते क्यों?

Movie में इतने ad क्यों?
यह lyrics इतने bad क्यों?
हम सब इतने sad क्यों?

A friend (MS) and I composed these lyrics on the spot in the first 5 minutes of the interval. How tough can it be to be a genius, anyway?