Deftnition

"What is the best descriptive way to refer to both the corrupt current occupant of a post, and his/her modus operandi?"

"Income bent."

Prophecies for vampires

Prophecy for Count Dracula:

"Your Days Are Numbered....!"

Naming the types

Teacher, taking an oral quiz for the computer class: What would you call the database types?

Student: Well, I would call them Chhotu, Bunty and Raju.

Not in the dictionary

"Why do you hate her?"
"Hate? Me? No, no, no. I don't hate. Other people hate. I don't hate. In fact, the word is not in my dictionary."
"Errrrr... you just said it."
"Oh, that. I wasn't using my dictionary..."