A day at the mobile anti-beggary court

While the High Court considers whether beggary is in fact criminal behaviour, two mobile courts in Delhi continue to try vagrants and beggars in an attempt to show a more prosperous face in time for the Commonwealth Games.

At one of these courts, the police produced a donkey who was found wandering without a fixed destination.

"Clearly, a vagrant and beggar! Jail him!"

Next, two goats were produced in court, accused of tinkling their neck bells and trying to look cute.

"Guilty! Jail for them!"

Three cats who were playing musical instruments at traffic lights were next up, and the police were getting more confident.

"Beggars! Off to jail!"

Finally, in the last case of the day, 6 chickens were produced, along with witnesses who had heard them asking for money from passers-by. The police were ready to pack up for the day with a clean sweep.

"Not guilty! Release them."

Pandemonium. The public prosecutor rushed up, wringing her hands. "But why?"

"Beggars can't be चूजा s!"

At the duck pond

Mama Hen was busy scolding her chicks for jumping in the duck pond: "It's dangerous and wet. You are not ducklings--you cannot swim. Neither can I--how would I get you out?"

And the clincher: "Don't be so bold. Remember, we're supposed to be chicken."