At the heart of 'believe'

At the heart of 'believe' is 'lie'.
Be suspicious. Be very suspicious.

People on diets

Another imponderable question:

If someone on a diet binges on heavy desserts,
are they just getting desserts
or are they getting their just desserts?

Two heads

Why are two heads better than one?

Because जब head एक होता है, तो बहुत दर्द होती है.

This is one of my all-time favourites.

Pessimist's philosophy

The glass is not only half-empty, but evaporation will take care of the rest.

Are you free?

I'm not free, just heavily discounted.