Q: In which city are Hide and Seek (chocolate chip) biscuits most popular?
A: Simple!
In the twin cities of Hyderabad and Seekunderabad.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
After Marriage
"You know, after marriage, you should always gain some weight."
"??? Why on earth?"
"So that your spouse gets more than they expected..."
"??? Why on earth?"
"So that your spouse gets more than they expected..."
The Patriotic Boy's Hunger - Part 2
And what does the patriotic, modern, city boy say to his mother when she gives him two buns?
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Simple: "One दे, मातरम!"
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Simple: "One दे, मातरम!"
The Patriotic Boy's Hunger - Part 1
What does the patriotic, modern, Kolkata city boy say to his mother when he feels hungry?
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"Bun दे, मातरम!"
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"Bun दे, मातरम!"
शादी के बाद
"शादी के बाद, बच्चों, हमेशा वज़न बढाना चाहिए."
"मगर, मम्मी, क्यों?"
"बेटा, इससे पति-पत्नी को उम्मीद से ज़्यादा मिलता है..."
"मगर, मम्मी, क्यों?"
"बेटा, इससे पति-पत्नी को उम्मीद से ज़्यादा मिलता है..."
देशभक्त की भूख - Part 2
और अगर उस आधुनिक, शहरी, देशभक्त लड़के की माँ उसे दो bun देती है, तब वह क्या कहता है?
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"One दे, मातरम!"
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"One दे, मातरम!"
देशभक्त की भूख - part 1
अगर एक आधुनिक, शहरी, देशभक्त लड़के को भूख लगती है, तो वह अपनी माँ से क्या कहता है?
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"Bun दे, मातरम!"
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"Bun दे, मातरम!"
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Why do wolves lope?
Once upon a time, wolves used to do many things. They ran, they sprinted, they chased, they raced, they hunted, and one or two who had limb problems, used to also lope.
Then, as is usual in society, fashions changed. Sometimes sprinting was popular, while some years, chasing was the in thing. Then, one year, long ago, the Great Division took place. That year, the latest fad was loping. This was quite difficult to do well, and so it only became popular in one small segment of younger, less mature wolves.
The wolf-watchers predicted this would never catch on.
But slowly, the group that loped gained not just popularity, but cult status. Old fashioned wolves deplored loping, but the group gained new adherents every time a cub became a wolf.
The two parts of the pack started having bitter disagreements. The divisions became more and more intense, until finally, there was a Split, and two parties were formed.
One, which gained great popularity, was the Pro-Lope Pack, and the members were the Pro-Lopes.
The other party initially had more members, indeed, every mature and sensible wolf started out as a member, but pretty soon, within days, they had to completely close down.
After all, which wolf wants to be called an Anti-Lope?
Then, as is usual in society, fashions changed. Sometimes sprinting was popular, while some years, chasing was the in thing. Then, one year, long ago, the Great Division took place. That year, the latest fad was loping. This was quite difficult to do well, and so it only became popular in one small segment of younger, less mature wolves.
The wolf-watchers predicted this would never catch on.
But slowly, the group that loped gained not just popularity, but cult status. Old fashioned wolves deplored loping, but the group gained new adherents every time a cub became a wolf.
The two parts of the pack started having bitter disagreements. The divisions became more and more intense, until finally, there was a Split, and two parties were formed.
One, which gained great popularity, was the Pro-Lope Pack, and the members were the Pro-Lopes.
The other party initially had more members, indeed, every mature and sensible wolf started out as a member, but pretty soon, within days, they had to completely close down.
After all, which wolf wants to be called an Anti-Lope?
Snooty tourists
What did the supercilious tourists say when they reached Srinagar?
"Oh, what a Dull Lake."
That's the correct pronunciation, actually, not 'डाल Lake'.
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