Good acting

 Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are considered to be fairly good actors.

Why?

Simple.

They are not the Pitts.

Getting all charged up

Can roof-mounted solar panels on army vehicles be called

The Charge of the Light Brigade?

A secret of Nandi statues

हर मंदिर में नंदी की मूर्ति के गले में घंटी क्यों होती है?

सिंपल. क्योंकि ही इज़ द डोर बैल.

Deftnition

Lockdown violence

An innocent boy reporter is placed under lockdown.
Gratuitous violence ensues.

His name?

Tintin Quarantino.

Even the Mayans knew

Even the ancient Mayan civilisation knew...

If you were a poet and had a pauah, you would be tunn...

(Just look at their god of scribes)

[Pauah is Hindi for a quarter, tunn is totally drunk]

Deftnition - legal terms

Locust standi

When a lot of people claim personal damage and swarm to file criminal cases all over the country to get at a particular person.

Example: Sanal Edamaruku

ABC of branding

Sometimes, slaves of brands get it subtly wrong

अभी इनको क्या कहें?

Deftnition

What do you call transsexual women?

Ex-men.

The trees on the side of the hills

There is this forest of oaks that grows in a hilly region.

Now, here's the thing: the trees on top of the hills, they grow pretty fast.
The trees at the bottom of the hill, down in the valley, they grow less fast, but still, fast.
The trees on the sides, though, have the slowest growth rates.

Why?

Simple.

They are slope oaks.