Glutton Buddhu strikes again

Glutton Buddhu looks around the table, dining table, obviously. Too many delicious things to eat. Hmm, why wasn't I born a cow? They have 4 stomachs.

"Mom? What of this stuff am I eligible to eat?"

Mom: "Anything."

Glutton B (ecstatic): "Anything?!"

Mom (waking up): "Anything not already on someone else's plate."

Now we know how Glutton B got to be that way.

Gautam Buddha and chocolate syrup

Son to mother: Uhhhh, Mom, can one get sick from eating too much chocolate syrup?
Mother: What? How much did you eat?
Son: Uhhh, too much, I think.
Mother (philosophically): Moderation in all things, son. Remember, Gautam Buddha also said the same thing so many centuries ago.
Son: Yes, but that was Gautam Buddha.
Mother (losing it): What are you? Glutton बुद्धू?

Overheard; such is real life.