ढंग का खाना

माँ, बेटे से: दाल ढंग से खा ली, बेटा?

बेटा, माँ से: नहीं, चम्मच से खाई थी.

Waking up kids

Mother: Wake up, son.
Son: Mmm.
Mother: Are you awake, son?
Son: Mm-mm.
Mother, in sing-song voice: If you're awake, son, show me some open eyes.
Son (eyes tightly shut), muttering: There's a mirror on the wall there...

Gautam Buddha and chocolate syrup

Son to mother: Uhhhh, Mom, can one get sick from eating too much chocolate syrup?
Mother: What? How much did you eat?
Son: Uhhh, too much, I think.
Mother (philosophically): Moderation in all things, son. Remember, Gautam Buddha also said the same thing so many centuries ago.
Son: Yes, but that was Gautam Buddha.
Mother (losing it): What are you? Glutton बुद्धू?

Overheard; such is real life.