जग

एक नटखट लड़की रसोई में बर्तन ढूँढते हुए तंग आ गई और उसने अपनी माँ को आवाज़ दी - "मम्मी! जग कहाँ है? मैं तो उसे जग-जग ढूँढ चुकी हूँ."

मम्मी भी कुछ कम नहीं - "पहले जग तो जा, बेटी, तभी तो मिलेगा!"


Thanks to AD and VR for letting me include their joke here. :)

Wassup?

Three kids were walking down a road in Gurgaon.

You could clearly make out how much they were influenced by chat/SMS lingo when they passed a stray dog and one of them asked it, "Wassup?"

As the other two smiled, he answered for the dog, "NM*," and they continued walking.

When they reached the next dog, he again said, "Wassup," and also supplied the answering, "NM."

By the time he did this with the fourth dog (this is Gurgaon, remember, so there are no end of stray dogs), his friends were openly sniggering.

But when he passed over the fifth dog to go "Wassup?" at the sixth, they pulled his elbow and asked him why he'd left the previous one out.

"Oh," he shrugged, "that one is offline."

*"Nothing Much", for those who spend insufficient time online.

Girls, boys, and other kids

Overheard this conversation yesterday:

She: "Growing kids need cholesterol. It's only bad for adults."
He: "Till what age do they need cholesterol?"
She: "Till they are growing. 25 for boys, 20 for girls, I guess."
He: "Hmm. And what about kids?"

Waking up kids

Mother: Wake up, son.
Son: Mmm.
Mother: Are you awake, son?
Son: Mm-mm.
Mother, in sing-song voice: If you're awake, son, show me some open eyes.
Son (eyes tightly shut), muttering: There's a mirror on the wall there...