The true story behind Angry Birds

Once upon a time, Google set up an online advertising program called AdWords.

Then along came another online advertising program called ... AdBirds. I kid you not.

One of these continues to hog the major share of online advertising. This makes the other one considerably annoyed.

Hence... Angry Birds!

Google Engineer's brainchild

How does a Google Engineer introduce his/her new brainchild to the world?

"Hi, this is my beta!"

Zeera chaunk dal

Wife asks husband: Why aren't you eating the दाल?
Fussy husband: तुम ने उस में जीरा डाला है.
Wife: जीरा ही तो है, मर रहा थोड़े ही न है.

So what is the search engine for cooks (courtesy my friend SB)?
Noodle! I'm peeling लौकी