When managers cannot delegate

"I wonder what do managers do when they cannot delegate work."

"Oh, it is simple. If they cannot Delhi Gate, they can Kashmiri Gate."

Vegetarian shark

What does a vegetarian shark eat?

Lady's fingers!

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My friend, AS, read this, and gave a different answer:

What does a vegetarian shark eat?

Sharkahari food!

Love आज कल का गाना

Love आज कल में जब 'ये दूरियां' वाला गाना शुरू होता है, तो मीरा (दीपिका) अपने मुंह को क्रीम से क्यों पोंछने लगती है?

उसने सोचा की वे गा रहे हैं: 'ये झुर्रियां'

Love aaj kal song

Q: In the movie, when the song 'ये दूरियां' starts, why does Meera (played by Deepika) start wiping her face with cream in front of the mirror?

A: She thought they are singing 'ये झुर्रियां'

Why you should avoid 2-minute noodles

Q: Why should you avoid 2-minute noodles?
A: Because they Maggify your hunger.

Hide and Seek biscuits

Q: In which city are Hide and Seek (chocolate chip) biscuits most popular?

A: Simple!
In the twin cities of Hyderabad and Seekunderabad.

Boring Mondays

Why are Mondays so boring?

Because they are full of Mondayne things.

After Marriage

"You know, after marriage, you should always gain some weight."

"??? Why on earth?"

"So that your spouse gets more than they expected..."

The Patriotic Boy's Hunger - Part 2

And what does the patriotic, modern, city boy say to his mother when she gives him two buns?


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Simple: "One दे, मातरम!"

The Patriotic Boy's Hunger - Part 1

What does the patriotic, modern, Kolkata city boy say to his mother when he feels hungry?


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"Bun दे, मातरम!"