See you with

She: Wake up and see my pretty dress.
He (sleepy): Hand me my specs.
She: Ooh! You want to see me in my pretty dress with your specs?
He: I'd rather see you with Bill Gates or George Bush, but this is all I have.

Another overheard one.

Rakhee behen

There was this rich guy with grown up kids.

One fine rakhi, he decided to make his neighbour his राखी बहन.

Now, the guy is supposed to give his sister a gift, so he gave her a house and half the जायदाद.

His kids were obviously very unhappy. They zoom down to their neighbour and express their frustration by way of song, हिन्दी फिलम इश्टाइल:

"खुदा जाने मैं खफा हूँ!खुदा जाने -- मैं मिट गया!खुदा जाने मैं खफा हूँ!की बन गयी हो तुम मेरी बुआ...."

This is the best thing that came out of watching that truly horrible movie, except the one below, which is a modification of one that one of my fellow punsters came out with:
What happens when a gaggle of dieting teenagers eats only light food?पचना ऐ हसीनों

Gautam Buddha and chocolate syrup

Son to mother: Uhhhh, Mom, can one get sick from eating too much chocolate syrup?
Mother: What? How much did you eat?
Son: Uhhh, too much, I think.
Mother (philosophically): Moderation in all things, son. Remember, Gautam Buddha also said the same thing so many centuries ago.
Son: Yes, but that was Gautam Buddha.
Mother (losing it): What are you? Glutton बुद्धू?

Overheard; such is real life.