मेरे पैसे ... !

"हाय! हाय! मेरे पैसे डूब गए!"

"कहाँ डाले थे?"

"विदेश में।"

"अरे, कौन से देश में?"

"दुबई।"

"ले, यह तो नाम से ही सावधान होना चाहिए था!"

"???"

"और क्या--वहां नकद डूबाई जाती है..."

Weeping investor

"Oh, oh, oh! I lost all my money!"

"Where did you put it?"

"In a foreign country with high growth."

"Which one?"

"Dubai."

"Ha! You should have known from the name."

"From the name??"

"Ya, you know, paisa doobaye..."

पापा की छत्र छाया में

तरु की शादी करुण से हुई। कुछ सालों बाद उनका एक बेटा हुआ, जिसका नाम उन्होंने सूरज रखा।

क्योंकि वह बहुत गोरा था, धूप में उसे बहुत जलन होती थी। इसलिए, जब भी धूप निकलती, सूरज पापा की छाया में खड़ा हो जाता।

नहीं समझे क्यों?

आसान! गाना याद कीजिये:
"सूरज के जलते हुए तन को मिल जाए तरुवर की छाया!"

A day at the mobile anti-beggary court

While the High Court considers whether beggary is in fact criminal behaviour, two mobile courts in Delhi continue to try vagrants and beggars in an attempt to show a more prosperous face in time for the Commonwealth Games.

At one of these courts, the police produced a donkey who was found wandering without a fixed destination.

"Clearly, a vagrant and beggar! Jail him!"

Next, two goats were produced in court, accused of tinkling their neck bells and trying to look cute.

"Guilty! Jail for them!"

Three cats who were playing musical instruments at traffic lights were next up, and the police were getting more confident.

"Beggars! Off to jail!"

Finally, in the last case of the day, 6 chickens were produced, along with witnesses who had heard them asking for money from passers-by. The police were ready to pack up for the day with a clean sweep.

"Not guilty! Release them."

Pandemonium. The public prosecutor rushed up, wringing her hands. "But why?"

"Beggars can't be चूजा s!"