"Oh, oh, oh! I lost all my money!"
"Where did you put it?"
"In a foreign country with high growth."
"Which one?"
"Dubai."
"Ha! You should have known from the name."
"From the name??"
"Ya, you know, paisa doobaye..."
Monday, December 21, 2009
Sunday, December 13, 2009
पापा की छत्र छाया में
तरु की शादी करुण से हुई। कुछ सालों बाद उनका एक बेटा हुआ, जिसका नाम उन्होंने सूरज रखा।
क्योंकि वह बहुत गोरा था, धूप में उसे बहुत जलन होती थी। इसलिए, जब भी धूप निकलती, सूरज पापा की छाया में खड़ा हो जाता।
नहीं समझे क्यों?
आसान! गाना याद कीजिये:
"सूरज के जलते हुए तन को मिल जाए तरुवर की छाया!"
क्योंकि वह बहुत गोरा था, धूप में उसे बहुत जलन होती थी। इसलिए, जब भी धूप निकलती, सूरज पापा की छाया में खड़ा हो जाता।
नहीं समझे क्यों?
आसान! गाना याद कीजिये:
"सूरज के जलते हुए तन को मिल जाए तरुवर की छाया!"
A day at the mobile anti-beggary court
While the High Court considers whether beggary is in fact criminal behaviour, two mobile courts in Delhi continue to try vagrants and beggars in an attempt to show a more prosperous face in time for the Commonwealth Games.
At one of these courts, the police produced a donkey who was found wandering without a fixed destination.
"Clearly, a vagrant and beggar! Jail him!"
Next, two goats were produced in court, accused of tinkling their neck bells and trying to look cute.
"Guilty! Jail for them!"
Three cats who were playing musical instruments at traffic lights were next up, and the police were getting more confident.
"Beggars! Off to jail!"
Finally, in the last case of the day, 6 chickens were produced, along with witnesses who had heard them asking for money from passers-by. The police were ready to pack up for the day with a clean sweep.
"Not guilty! Release them."
Pandemonium. The public prosecutor rushed up, wringing her hands. "But why?"
"Beggars can't be चूजा s!"
At one of these courts, the police produced a donkey who was found wandering without a fixed destination.
"Clearly, a vagrant and beggar! Jail him!"
Next, two goats were produced in court, accused of tinkling their neck bells and trying to look cute.
"Guilty! Jail for them!"
Three cats who were playing musical instruments at traffic lights were next up, and the police were getting more confident.
"Beggars! Off to jail!"
Finally, in the last case of the day, 6 chickens were produced, along with witnesses who had heard them asking for money from passers-by. The police were ready to pack up for the day with a clean sweep.
"Not guilty! Release them."
Pandemonium. The public prosecutor rushed up, wringing her hands. "But why?"
"Beggars can't be चूजा s!"
Saturday, October 10, 2009
When managers cannot delegate
"I wonder what do managers do when they cannot delegate work."
"Oh, it is simple. If they cannot Delhi Gate, they can Kashmiri Gate."
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Vegetarian shark
What does a vegetarian shark eat?
Lady's fingers!
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My friend, AS, read this, and gave a different answer:
What does a vegetarian shark eat?
Sharkahari food!
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Love आज कल का गाना
Love आज कल में जब 'ये दूरियां' वाला गाना शुरू होता है, तो मीरा (दीपिका) अपने मुंह को क्रीम से क्यों पोंछने लगती है?
उसने सोचा की वे गा रहे हैं: 'ये झुर्रियां'
उसने सोचा की वे गा रहे हैं: 'ये झुर्रियां'
Love aaj kal song
Q: In the movie, when the song 'ये दूरियां' starts, why does Meera (played by Deepika) start wiping her face with cream in front of the mirror?
A: She thought they are singing 'ये झुर्रियां'
A: She thought they are singing 'ये झुर्रियां'
Why you should avoid 2-minute noodles
Q: Why should you avoid 2-minute noodles?
A: Because they Maggify your hunger.
A: Because they Maggify your hunger.
Hide and Seek biscuits
Q: In which city are Hide and Seek (chocolate chip) biscuits most popular?
A: Simple!
In the twin cities of Hyderabad and Seekunderabad.
A: Simple!
In the twin cities of Hyderabad and Seekunderabad.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
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