Prophecies for vampires

Prophecy for Count Dracula:

"Your Days Are Numbered....!"

Naming the types

Teacher, taking an oral quiz for the computer class: What would you call the database types?

Student: Well, I would call them Chhotu, Bunty and Raju.

Not in the dictionary

"Why do you hate her?"
"Hate? Me? No, no, no. I don't hate. Other people hate. I don't hate. In fact, the word is not in my dictionary."
"Errrrr... you just said it."
"Oh, that. I wasn't using my dictionary..."

Deftnitions

What is freedom?

A chant that is no longer a slave.

(Freed om)

भौतिकी की कक्षा में

एक भौतिकी के छात्र के शिक्षक ने पूछा : "Relative speed क्या होता है?"

छात्र सोचने लगा, फिर उछल कर बोला: "मेरे रिश्तेदार बहुत तेज़ हैं!"

Deftnitions

Pun:
An abbreviation for 'punishment'

Raging about fair skin

When you don't understand this increasing anxiety about dark skin which leads to a demand for fairness creams, you bemusedly ask: "Why this kala worry, kala worry, kala worry, dear?"

Deftnitions

Concatenation:
The online country of legally guilty felines

 

(Con cat e-nation)

Exercise

Exercise.

It's better than the alternative: aches or sighs...

Chemistry student

I'm teaching the new organic chemistry student about functional groups. We reach aldehydes, and consider the formula of formaldehyde. I ask him what the next aldehyde would be called.

The student looks up, and with the innocent expression of the true imp, says: "Informaldehyde?"