The unmarried planets

All the planets in the solar system are unmarried.

But Saturn is engaged.


It has a ring.

एन डी तिवारी की सोच

इस गाने से एन डी तिवारी की सोच समझ आती हैः

तुम लाख छुपाओ बाप मगर
दुनिया को पता चल जाएगा.
लेकिन डर-डर के छुपने से
छुपने का मज़ा तो आएगा!

ND Tiwari's reasoning

This song explains ND Tiwari's reasoning:

Tum lakh chhupaao baap magar,
Duniya ko pataa chal jaayegaaaaaa.
Lekin dar-dar ke chhipne se
Chhipne ka mazaa to aayegaaaaaa.

Deftnition

"What is the best descriptive way to refer to both the corrupt current occupant of a post, and his/her modus operandi?"

"Income bent."

Prophecies for vampires

Prophecy for Count Dracula:

"Your Days Are Numbered....!"

Naming the types

Teacher, taking an oral quiz for the computer class: What would you call the database types?

Student: Well, I would call them Chhotu, Bunty and Raju.

Not in the dictionary

"Why do you hate her?"
"Hate? Me? No, no, no. I don't hate. Other people hate. I don't hate. In fact, the word is not in my dictionary."
"Errrrr... you just said it."
"Oh, that. I wasn't using my dictionary..."

Deftnitions

What is freedom?

A chant that is no longer a slave.

(Freed om)

भौतिकी की कक्षा में

एक भौतिकी के छात्र के शिक्षक ने पूछा : "Relative speed क्या होता है?"

छात्र सोचने लगा, फिर उछल कर बोला: "मेरे रिश्तेदार बहुत तेज़ हैं!"

Deftnitions

Pun:
An abbreviation for 'punishment'