Deftnitions

What is freedom?

A chant that is no longer a slave.

(Freed om)

भौतिकी की कक्षा में

एक भौतिकी के छात्र के शिक्षक ने पूछा : "Relative speed क्या होता है?"

छात्र सोचने लगा, फिर उछल कर बोला: "मेरे रिश्तेदार बहुत तेज़ हैं!"

Deftnitions

Pun:
An abbreviation for 'punishment'

Raging about fair skin

When you don't understand this increasing anxiety about dark skin which leads to a demand for fairness creams, you bemusedly ask: "Why this kala worry, kala worry, kala worry, dear?"

Deftnitions

Concatenation:
The online country of legally guilty felines

 

(Con cat e-nation)

Exercise

Exercise.

It's better than the alternative: aches or sighs...

Chemistry student

I'm teaching the new organic chemistry student about functional groups. We reach aldehydes, and consider the formula of formaldehyde. I ask him what the next aldehyde would be called.

The student looks up, and with the innocent expression of the true imp, says: "Informaldehyde?"

Kung Fu Panda's home

In which country does the Kung Fu Panda live?

Po-land.

Where else, huh?

ढंग का खाना

माँ, बेटे से: दाल ढंग से खा ली, बेटा?

बेटा, माँ से: नहीं, चम्मच से खाई थी.

Angles

If there is an angle between lines TR and RM, angle TRM (pronounced 'trum'), and you divide the sine of this angle by the cosine of this angle, what do you get?

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OK, OK, I just asked you to name it, not to throw one.

Hee hee hee. I love this one.
Hint: try looking up the trigonometric ratios and say it out loud.